Free Website Review

Get a Free Brutal Website Tear-Down

Send me your website and I’ll tell you what I’d fix first. No charge, no pitch, and no obligation to hire me.

What is this?

A direct, plain-English review for musicians, artists, creative professionals, filmmakers, and small businesses with a site that feels unclear, dated, broken, generic, or underpowered.

What I’ll Look At

  • First impression
  • Homepage clarity
  • Mobile experience
  • Copy and positioning
  • Conversion path

You’ll Get

  • The biggest problems hurting the site
  • Why each one matters
  • No vague agency fluff

“He was able to resolve multiple issues that others I hired previously couldn’t.”

Carlotta Montanari, Actor / Artist
Submit Your Site

Request the tear-down

Send the URL and a little context. I’ll go through the site and send back the biggest problems I find and why they matter.

I get to these in the order they come in. No spam. No follow-up calls unless you want them.

Next Step

What happens if you want the whole picture

The free teardown tells you what is wrong. The Website Rescue Session is the full version: a complete audit, the problems ranked by what they are costing you, the recommended structure, and a plan for fixing it in order.

$350, and it comes off the price if you book a rebuild within 30 days.

Ask About a Rescue Session
Questions

What to Expect

Why is this free?

Because it gives you useful feedback and gives me a clear look at how you think about the site. If there’s a real fit, we can talk. If not, you still leave with something useful.

How brutal are we actually talking?

Honest, not cruel. You’ll get specific notes on what’s not working and exactly why, not a list of vague “best practices.” If your site is already solid, I’ll tell you that too.

What do I actually receive?

A written rundown of the biggest problems I find on the site and why each one matters. The ranked fix list, the recommended structure, and the plan for doing the work are what the Website Rescue Session is for.

Do I have to hire you after?

No. You are free to use it yourself or give it to another web person. There are no strings attached.