Free Website Review

Get a Free Brutal Website Tear-Down

I’ll show you where your site is losing trust, clarity, bookings, sales, or momentum — and what to fix first.

What is this?

A direct, plain-English review for musicians, artists, creative professionals, filmmakers, and small businesses with a site that feels unclear, dated, broken, generic, or underpowered.

What I’ll Look At

  • First impression
  • Visual credibility
  • Mobile experience
  • Homepage clarity
  • Navigation and structure
  • Copy and positioning
  • Trust signals
  • Conversion path
  • Obvious missed opportunities

You’ll Get

  • A direct breakdown of what is working and what is not
  • The biggest problems hurting the site
  • The highest-priority fixes
  • Plain-English recommendations
  • No vague agency fluff

“He was able to resolve multiple issues that others I hired previously couldn’t.”

— Carlotta Montanari, Actor / Artist / Creative client
Submit Your Site

Request the tear-down

Send the URL and a little context. I’ll review the site and send back specific, prioritized feedback within 48 hours.

Delivered within 48 hours. No spam. No follow-up calls unless you want them.

Questions

What to Expect

Why is this free?

Because it gives you useful feedback and gives me a clear look at how you think about the site. If there’s a real fit, we can talk. If not, you still leave with something useful.

How brutal are we actually talking?

Honest, not cruel. You’ll get specific notes on what’s not working and exactly why — not a list of vague “best practices.” If your site is already solid, I’ll tell you that too.

What do I actually receive?

A clean PDF with screenshots, specific notes, and the fixes I would prioritize first. Delivered to your inbox within 48 hours. It is built to be useful whether you hire me, fix it yourself, or hand it to another web person.

Do I have to hire you after?

No. You are free to use the PDF yourself or give it to another web guy. There are no strings attached.